Take my advice, date someone who liked Digimon better than Pokemon as a kid.
Digimon was all about having one great partner was versatile and was with you until the very end.
Pokemon was all about “I’mma get all the bitches and Flex better than anybody.”
When you wonder why ya nigga cheat stop and ask yourself.
Like ya’ll think I’m playing,
But I’m 3000% dead ass
If somebody asked how we died, please look them straight in the eye
Call it suicide, don’t fabricate
I think a lot about killing myself, not like a point on a map but rather like a glowing exit sign at a show that’s never been quite bad enough to make me want to leave. See, when I’m up I don’t kill myself because holy shit, there’s so much left to do! When I’m down I don’t kill myself because then the sadness would be over and the sadness is my old paint under the new, the sadness is the house fire or the broken shoulder: I’d still be me without it, but I’d be so boring.
IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS .
THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” .
YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR
U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA
Imagine hair on a toothpick and there ya go